NL TALK!! How To Scam Nigerians Successfully (See How)

What does it mean to scam someone or get scammed?

By fraudulently taking away a person’s money leaving him or her with false hope.

There are several ways to successfully defraud a typical Nigerian. But I’ll focus on the major and trending one for now.

Investment Scam:

1. Register a company with CAC and SEC – this gives the company an element of legitimacy and legality to operate and do business in Nigeria.

2. Create different social media handles- this will help the netizens of social media to know you fastly, as you will be posting different pictures of yours taken in beautiful clothes and exotic places.

3. Start up regular give away on social media – this increases the fan base and followership of the business owner within a few months.

4. Get a good standby photographer – this will enable every of your action, inaction and reaction covered and published on social media for wider publicity and public stunts.

5. Appear and practice religiosity – this will make your fans believe that you are sanctimonious, godly and trustworthy. (show pictures/videos of where you’re dancing, praying and preaching in churches).

6. Do regular giveaway for single mothers only – this will make the netizens of social media believe that you are real and passionate about helping the less privileged.

7. Unveil an investment brand – promise people mouthwatering Returns on Investment (RoI) and convince them that you are into real estate, farming, transportation, construction etc. With these array of businesses, the people will not doubt your ability to pay the promised RoI.

8. Employ one or two of the so-called influencers – they will serve as your army of attackers against anyone critical of you, and as well promote your products through their large fan base. Ensure they’re paid well, and even sponsor holidays outside the country for them. With that, they can vouch for your integrity even when they don’t know you that much.

9. Recruit beautiful ladies – they will serve as advertisers of your products, using every feminine touch to meet the company’s target and attracting huge investors to your company.

10. Arrange free trips for outstanding employees – this will make the employees to go to any extent in selling your products, and as well convince the public that you are swimming in ‘too much money’.

11. Pay the initial investors – Ensure the initial investors are promptly paid as promised. Pay as many as possible, for they will help you to convince others about the genuineness of your company and products.

12. Get about two or three valid visas of other countries – this will help you to disappear at will whenever you decide to run with people’s investments.

13. Delay payments and blame SEC – Knowing obviously that you can sustain the humongous promised RoI, you have to start delaying payments, and pay only those with ‘red eye’. Blame SEC and government change of policy for this.

14. Plan your exit – at this point start selling some of your properties and convert the money into hard currency.

15. Jakpa! Jakpa!! Jakpa!!! – the investors will cry and lament on social media with no one to hold.

That’s all, THE END

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